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My name is Megan, I’m 18, and I’m a total asshole. My general interests include making jackass comments about pretty much anything, going to Barnes and Nobel to look at the books, judging people, and quick flashes of obsession that mask on coming panic attacks. I’m horrifically liberal, but I love myself that way.
I love lists. Reading lists, making lists, being on lists. That’s my shit. Thursday is my favorite day of the week for three reasons: 1) the week is almost over, 2) thirsty Thursday is the one day in the school week I allow myself to get tipsy, and 3) Supernatural is best while not sober. My comments about how much I hate Sam get a lot more creative after three beers. My favorite poet is Keats, and my favorite person to have ever written anything ever is Oscar Wilde. I also love Shakespeare something fierce. I have the hugest crush on Hamlet. I like my men like I like myself: dysfunctional with mommy issues. (We have different kind of mommy issues, thank God). The race for my favorite book is a three-way tie between the Picture of Dorian Gray, Brave New World, and Franny and Zooey. My most played artist on my now broken iPod is David Bowie, but my favorite is probably Michael Jackson.
Now I could list everything I hate here, but I’d be here all day. I’m a distinctively negative person, and I really hate many things. I’ve gotten comments such as “is there anything you like?” and “wow, you hate everything.” Whatever. It’s who I am. I’ll make this quick. I hate Twilight based on hating horrible writing, misogyny, and emotional abuse. I hate organized religion based on not being a fan of being told that I’m going to hell during my 15 years of Catholic education. I hate cabbage based on it being nasty. I hate Charles Dickens based on him being a boring, pedantic motherfucker. I hate Fox News based on them being Fox News. I hate 2/3 of the Jonas Brothers based on them not being as fierce and flawless as Nick. I hate Sam Winchester for being a goddamn vagina. I hate everything based on me being an overly opinionated bitch.
To summarize my rambling, I’m uninteresting and care way too much about way too little.

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